Schrodinger’s cat, Maxwell’s demon and Boltzman brain walk into a bar.
“Who is the fourth horseman?” the demon says as he sips his beer, “We must commence the apocalypse promptly.”
Then there comes a dramatic entrance of a silhouette against an inexplicable source of a spotlight. It is a beast, looks menacing, intimidating.. and fluffy.
It is a white goose holding a knife firmly.
“Peace was never an option,” the goose says.